It's the Survival Bowl—the Arctic Musk Oxen vs. the Arctic Wolves—and both teams are ready to go out there and do what they have to do. The oxen dudes take the field in their muumuus and anklets, circle 'round their rookies and woe to the foe that rushes their defensive line. C'mon, wolf pack! Make yer play! Youse bums rush like glaciers! We'll oxidize youse guys! We'll bury ya in the permafrost, we'll stomp ya unda th' tundra! How'd it end up? Sudden death in overtime.