Nobody loves you when you're down an' out, least of all your peers. A turkey buzzard's best buddies are other buzzards, and when they give him the short end of the stick, he's left with nothing but his legacy - living off life's leftovers. Granted that he pioneered recycling and daily returns protein to the food chain, would you invite him to dinner? If you did, he wouldn't eat what you'd serve and you wouldn't serve what he'd eat. Besides, his table manners are offal.