Talk about a heavy date! It's their big love scene - a gigantic, frantic, romantic antic in the Atlantic. It's a titanic, oceanic courtship on the order of an earthquake. Look out for the bridal tidal wave as they sink to entwine in the brine. Humpback whales are colossal, but they're docile, which is lucky for us but it's mighty unlucky for them. While they practiced non-violence, we preached the golden rule and perfected the harpoon.