The possum lives downstairs from the drummer, and he was sleeping like a log when that dingbat decided to practice. This was a nice, quiet neighborhood before that dingaling ruffed grouse moved in. Spring's in full swing, and Mr. Macho BOOMS out an invitation-ultimatum: gather 'round, gals; go 'way, guys. Ruffed and ready for love or war, he's tough or tender, depending on their gender. He's so often depicted wing-dinging on his drumming log that this picture could well be his logo.